Anomaly #0014 is an anomalous gear with extremely mysterious origins as it showed up one day within the year of 2009 and disappeared around two years later. During the two years when it was on the ROBLOX platform,, only two people on ROBLOX ever bought it, so most of what it does is up to speculation. However our staff have eyewitness reports, which should be good enough fpr documentation.

"#0014"'s appearance seems to be a recolor of ROBLOX gear "NoobTube", however "#0014" is much more complex than the gear it appears as. On usage of "#0014", it will begin charging for around 10 seconds, making a low humming noise along with metal clanging. When it is done, it will spew out an NPC, which we will call "#0014-A".

Anomaly #0014-A

Anomaly Surname: "The NPCs"

Anomaly Type: "Entity"

Risk to Users: Neutral

Anomaly Status: Dormant

"#0014-A" instances are NPCs that are fully randomized down to its appearance and mindset. The intelligence of the "#0014-A" instances varies, some being quite smart while some being as dumb as a lightly scripted free model. Instances of "#0014-A" that are usually generated by "#0014" will always have one goal no matter how stupid they are, which is to "Ascend into the higher dimension", although the ways the instances try to get to the aforementioned "higher dimension" varies.

The NPCs have been reported to do the following actions:

Jumping

Climbing (Can include solid walls.)

Walking on walls

Placing bricks (Can be curved bricks.)

Speaking gibberish, talking about the "higher dimension" to the best of their capabilities, or talking about someoned named "PHAUNUS". These things can be spewed at walls instead of players, or to other NPCs (cannot be confirmed).

Begging for "ascension" or death.

Being able to play horrendous and offtune "music" to please the being named "PHAUNUS".

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On 6/16/2010, 12:14 A.M. EST, an instance of "#0014-A" was generated. However, this specific instance was more anomalous than the others. The appearance of this special "#0014-A" instance was a tall, blue figure, with two heads and one arm. This instance referred to itself a "HoLoJoBo", as it did not spawn in with a nametag, its unknown why the instance called itself this name. The instance was reported to be extremely intelligent, as it was a great builder, and could roughly script.

The following is a transcript of the report of what happened between the player and "HoLoJoBo":

HoLoJoBo: Hello! I am HoLoJoBo. I am looking forward to ascending into the higher dimension! :D

[Content Hidden]: what

HoLoJoBo: I was summoned with the task of ascending because of that little gear you have! It is very nice to meet you, [Content Hidden], would you like to ascend to the higher dimension along with me?? :)

[Content Hidden]: huh?? wth do you even mean???

HoLoJoBo: Every creature on this beautiful planet is destined to ascend! Your purpose, along with mine, is to ascend.

[Content Hidden]: dude my purpose is not to "ascend", im confused rn man

HoLoJoBo: It is not? Well if that is the case, then what is it, [Content Hidden]?

[Content Hidden]: i have no clue but it is definitely not to "ascend" as that is creepy

HoLoJoBo: You, my friend, are quite foolish to be saying all of that! ALL of us must ascend in order to please PHAUNUS, otherwise we are eternally BANISHED!!!

[Content Hidden]: where in the WORLD do you get banished to??

HoLoJoBo: Hell.

[Content Hidden]: oh O_o

HoLoJoBo: Well, if your purpose is truely not to ascend, your NEW purpose will be to suffer in the pits of hell where all the other non-ascenders dwell, as it seems you are following that gruesome path. If I were you, I would reccomend that you rethink of your choice, and make your purpose to ascend into the higher dimension! I would not like to lose a friend that I just made! But, sadly it seems like my friend here is already down the gruesome path a bit too much! I am sincerely sorry for what is about to happen.

[Content Hidden]: wait what are you doing-

HoLoJoBo then proceeded to build an elevator with arrow decalss pointing downwards on the doors. The elevator was surprisingly detailed, rivaling even the top builds at the time.

HoLoJoBo: Well, my friend, it is your time. It was really nice knowing you, but PROMETHEUS is waiting.

HoLoJoBo sprints towards [Content Hidden] and shoves him into the elevator. After this, the elevator began to move downwards into the floor.

[Content Hidden]: WTH

[Content Hidden]: DUDE??

[Content Hidden]: GET ME OUT

[Content Hidden]: PLZ!

[Content Hidden]: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GET ME OUT OF THE ELEVATOR!

HoLoJoBo ignores [Content Hidden], and starts to rise into the air while particles spun around him. [Content Hidden] kept begging to be let out of the elevator, but yet again he was ignored. Afterward,s the elevator started to lag, and the server eventually fully crashed.

"#0014" was eventually taken offsale, however it is rumored that copies of it on the toolbox uploaded by the other person who bought the gear could come back into the eyes of the public within the near future.

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