Anomaly #0034-1: 34
Surname: "34"
Type: "Entity - Cognitohazard"
Risk to Users: Dangerous
Status: Active
Anomaly #0034-1 is a humanoid entity closely resembling a standard DynaBlocks beta-release player model. Standing slightly taller than the average r6 model, #0034's player model includes pale yellow skin, imitated red clothes made from the same skin-like material, a sunken abdomen, visible humanoid ribcage, two sunken, beady eyes and an engraved rune-like symbol central above its brow.
The first recorded instance of Anomaly #0034-1 was documented by R.A. affiliated user, Winner9490 with assistance post mortem by Joeytheman0519 and MCAdo. Per corroborating testimonies, during investigations of Anomaly #0034, Winner9490 was exposed to memetic altercations on the webpage which prompted the 'ForumID=34' thread.
Upon clicking the link provided on the thread, Winner9490 was redirected to a now defunct site, [CONTENT HIDDEN], which only contained an image of a symbol; later confirmed to be the same one engraved on Anomaly #0034-1's player model. After closing the site, and without the knowledge of Winner9490, #0034-1 would be downloaded onto their computer, prompting kernel exploits caused by #0034-1 to be engaged and create anomalous properties to local files hosted on Winner9490's computer and compromised accounts.
After Winner9490's exposure to the site, they would begin documenting occurrences of #0034-1 in their games, later recounting physical encounters as well before going offline sometime around Late February 2010. It is presumed that Winner9490 is deceased.
> Winner9490's Record
July 11, 2009
Forum 34 has finally done something after weeks of waiting. Will admit that I do feel rather disturbed from it all though. The forum page completely reset itself, changing all of the previous threads to all be the same title, reading "ForumID=34". I checked a few but all of them just had the same embedded text reading MEDUSA. When I went to click on the link, I was redirected to a site named [CONTENT HIDDEN] which only contained an image of a unique symbol. It's only occurring to me now as I am writing that it looked similar to a '3' and '4' smooshed together. I still feel uneasy but nothing has changed yet. Will keep documentation.
July 13, 2009
MrDoomBringer finally stepped into the thread and deleted everything pretty much, including the original thread and its duplicates. Instead of actually saying anything about it though, he's just telling people to not use the forum or they will be banned. One way to solve it I guess, but not good for me. Hoping Joey has some archives saved.
July 23, 2009
Unsure if it is relevant to this, but I figure enough to write this down. Was ingame today, specifically in Zombies are Attacking McDonalds, and while I was fighting around the main building I saw a guy keep staring at me around one of the zombie spawns. Zombies didn't react to him, and he just kept still until I left. I will probably delete this if it isn't relevant, but still freaky.
August 2, 2009
I saw it again. It was in my game again standing around. I tried interacting with them, but they wouldn't move or do anything. I was able to get a good look at them though. Wanted to post a picture of them in my game, but the screenshot didn't have them in it. It looked like a regular player but with a sphere head different from the usual one. It also looked skinny instead of the fat rectangle shape of most players; unsure if it was custom or some sort of package. It was yellow with a black body and legs, and it had a decal on its head that looks incredibly similar, if not the exact same, as the one I found on [CONTENT HIDDEN] when investigating Forum 34. I personally believe whatever is stalking me now has a relation to Forum 34.
August 19, 2009
I don't know if I am starting to get paranoid or what, but I swear I saw it in a youtube video today. It wasn't a creepy video or anything even related to Roblox, it was an animation. But I swear to god I saw it in that video. Sent it to MC as well but they didn't see anything, not even in the timestamp I gave them. God.
September 13, 2009
Been too busy with work and school now to get anything down. I'll just write down here what I wrote down on some papers.
August 21, 2009
saw stalking in game again, no name
August 22, 2009
saw in a youtube video again; double checked and nothing
August 25, 2009
saw stalking ingame
August 29, 2009
stalking ingame, again
September 3, 2009
had a really bad dream and headache, kept seeing symbol.
September 7, 2009
thought i saw it in a ad on roblox today, not there though when i checked image
September 10, 2009
another ad, it cant be coincidence
October 8, 2009
I haven't seen it around for a while now. With school I have pretty much forgotten most of the details, but it only occurred to me I haven't seen anything relating to 34 after a test question, odd.
October 24, 2009
Is it inside of my head fully now? It feels like whenever I am blinking I can see that fucking symbol flashing briefly and it keeps annoying me. Going to see someone about this
October 31, 2009
Tonight has not been treating me well at all. I was online to hang out with some friends during the treasure hunt stuff and it kept appearing in the corner of my screen but i could never get it to stay. I tried confronting and showing my friends several times but they cant see anything. why is no one else seeing this.
December 16, 2009
It's become routine at this point. I am trying my best to ignore it but it keeps budging closer and closer to me. I don't bother writing anymore, its been too much to do so. Visited the doctor recently and they forwarded me to another one, both of them believe I have some sort of paranoid schizophrenia now. I am not insane.
January 1, 2010
IT IS A REAL THING. IT IS NOT JUST ONLINE I SAW IT UNDER THE LIGHT OF FIREWORKS WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT WANT? WHY IS IT REAL? WHY IS IT REAL?
January 25, 2010
I can't walk safely anymore. It keeps appearing in the corners of my eye, I can hear it breathing, I can feel it staring at me wherever I go. It shouldn't exist. It doesn't exist. Why does it exist to me? Does it possess people? Does it want to harm them? WHAT IS THE FUCKING GOAL
February 11, 2010
My only refuge is here. Nowhere else is safe. Joey keeps telling me to stay calm and not to do anything harmful but he doesn't know he doesn't know what I am going through. It always stares, never approaches, it just keeps stalking. I felt its skin touch my shoulder and yet it wasn't there. If I am to be the only person to deal with this, so be it, god would not allow anyone else this same cruel treatment. Joey won't respond to me. MC isn't either.
February 16, 2010
It keeps watching me at night now. It doesn't go away, it just stares. It knows I am tired, it knows I am exhausted and yet I can't do anything. I am too afraid to even confront the corner in which it hides itself in my room. It is looking at me while I write, it never stops looking. It never stops looking.
02-20-2010
it spoke to me. i understand now.
Following the 05-11-2010 Interview with tricksterman, R.A. affiliates MCAdo, GreenFish, and Joeytheman0519 would reach out to tricksterman again to organize an ingame meeting hosted on the Roblox platform with the goal of gaining further information, and possibly footage, of Anomaly #0034-1 for themselves. The following transcript is the only documentation of this meeting still accessible through R.A. archival resources.
Date: June 2, 2010
Interviewee: tricksterman
Interviewers: Joeytheman0519, GreenFish, MCAdo
Notes: Descriptive Transcript, Players are seated in a structure; a personal server. Video is recorded by GreenFish.
[BEGIN CHATLOG]
GreenFish: for the record, only the three of us will know what you have to say
GreenFish: for reasons we cant really confirm right now, anything and everything you can tell us will help other people
tricksterman: will i remain anonymous?
MCAdo: yes i can promise that at least
GreenFish: like MC said, you will be
tricksterman: okay
Joeytheman0519: I wanted to ask first, since last time have you had anymore encounters with the entity?
tricksterman: often yea. it started talking to me a bit back and seems less threatening in general
Joeytheman0519: It talked to you?
MCAdo: whatd they sound like?
GreenFish: MC wait at least
MCAdo: srry
tricksterman: its okay. but yeah it sounds like how it would if you were chatting with someone in a 360 lobby. sorta staticy
tricksterman: cant find any options to talk ingame so i think its an exclusive thing
Joeytheman0519: Roblox doesnt support talking while in client.
tricksterman: oh. weird
GreenFish: What has it been telling you?
tricksterman: i havent really kept track but mainly how it trusts me or how it sees something peculiar about me something to that effect
GreenFish: and it hasnt been threatening you to do anything?
tricksterman: not really no. it really wanted me to come here though
GreenFish: what?
Joeytheman0519: It knows about our meeting right now?
tricksterman: yea hes been sitting around ingame, sorry i thought you noticed already
MCAdo gets up from his seat, leaving the structure. Joeytheman0519 shortly follows.
MCAdo: #### this game might be infected already
MCAdo: we need to leave right now
Joeytheman0519: No, I want to see what this thing is.
tricksterman: sorry sorry
GreenFish: you should have said something sooner
Joeytheman0519: I can see it.
MCAdo: i dont feel comfortable here anymore
Joeytheman0519: stay. we will be fine. its as winner described it.
GreenFish: trick, is it saying anything right now?
tricksterman: its saying thank you
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ADMIN: I will ask very plainly, do you work with #0034-1?
Trick: No. I have no reason to, neither do I have a reason for what happened in June.
ADMIN: Joey, MC, and Green are all dead now because of your neglect. Give us a reason for why we shouldn't go ahead and terminate you on the spot.
Trick: I am the only one who currently possesses the ability to view 34-1 without cognitive hindrance. If you actually had someone who could look at it without going insane, I would accept just punishment.
ADMIN: Do you believe such individuals are able to be acquired?
Trick: Possibly. I don't know what traits they would need to have in order to be immune to such phenomena but it's possible.
ADMIN: Then the only course of action, that would benefit any of us, would be to actually look into that possibility.
ADMIN: As reluctant as I am, you will be placed in charge of monitoring future #0034 and #0034-1 documentation on site. If we can't find anyone now, I am sure you will soon.
Trick: If anything happens, I will let you know.
ADMIN: Then we agree.
it might be an anomaly."
